From one millennial to another, this was a delight to read. I’m hoping to add “independently negotiated the purchase of new car” to my list sometime soon 😂👀
In other news, I thought of this again today when I was doing housework and it crossed my mind that perhaps I should add "can fold a fitted sheet" to my resume.
Honestly, as someone currently working on updating a resume...
This 10000% should get you (us) all the jobs. Why is all this not considered stellar work history worthy of the significant pay and offices with bookshelves?!
This is delightful! I believe this form is called the Hermit Crab essay (an essay inside the form/shell of another type of written document). I've wanted to write one for a while!
From one millennial to another, this was a delight to read. I’m hoping to add “independently negotiated the purchase of new car” to my list sometime soon 😂👀
Seriously though. That should come with gold ribbons and confetti. 🥳🎊🎉🪅
Look at you gooooo 💪🏻🚗🤑
I’ve never felt so seen. Bless you.
Haha glad you enjoyed this!!
This was such a fun read! :)
So glad you enjoyed it, Kimberlee!!
In other news, I thought of this again today when I was doing housework and it crossed my mind that perhaps I should add "can fold a fitted sheet" to my resume.
Honestly, as someone currently working on updating a resume...
This 10000% should get you (us) all the jobs. Why is all this not considered stellar work history worthy of the significant pay and offices with bookshelves?!
Excellent resume. 12/10 would hire.
This is hilarious and lovely
Thank you for reading and laughing along, Veronika!! I am glad you enjoyed it.
So cute!!! Well-Adjusted indeed, I'd say you got the gig.
Haha thanks Marisa!
ok but the Good Place finale actually wrecked me
I can't think about it too much or my brain begins to short out
This is delightful! I believe this form is called the Hermit Crab essay (an essay inside the form/shell of another type of written document). I've wanted to write one for a while!